PART3
I swung the Buddhist beads around my neck, tilted my head back, and peered at the waiter through the gap in my sunglasses, asking loudly: "How many corners by the window do you have? Show me!"
That gentleman simply closed the cover of his notebook, looked at me with deep-set eyes, pressed his lips together, and answered my question with a non sequitur: "Could you please take off your sunglasses first?"
I hold my face in my hands, facing a row of luxury goods, and amidst great panic, there lies an inexplicable sense of accomplishment
I have been stabbed, and although I possess the exterior of a migrant worker and the strength of a superhero, deep inside, I harbor a splendid heart of a young girl, oh, shining and translucent, as pure as crystal.
Yobao let out a big yawn from behind the bed curtain, and with a lift of the hand, revealed a small backless garment. To my eyes, aside from the two straps on the shoulders, the rest was full of holes.
Can you introduce it to me? What brands are there? He held the crystal cufflinks, a slight smile playing on his lips
Am I really that powerful, OH, NO, Ye Hongqi, I misjudged you, it turns out you are not the cultural goddess, you are a violent beauty!
Speaking of Modao Café, I can't help but feel exasperated. I was fortunate enough to use the restroom there once, and the entire space was filled with delightful aromas. On the splendid tiles, large, vibrant flowers were in full bloom. Next to each toilet, there was a desktop computer with internet access. I spent a full four hours in the stall that day, just in time to finish reading an online novel, which unfortunately led to the development of hemorrhoids.
This Tang suit is made with a striking impact, featuring an entirely black tone with a row of golden handmade buttons that resemble a flying centipede. The cuffs are adorned with golden powder, complementing my messy short hair, creating an image reminiscent of a femme fatale from the underworld.
I drifted for quite a while before refocusing my gaze on the gentleman across from me
But which one is he good at? I turned my head to ask Youbao
The remaining items are T-shirts with a large baby head design. They are acceptable for casual wear, but would lose their appeal in a more upscale place like Modao Coffee.
It is better to wear the prayer beads, as it looks more harmonious! Xiao Guo couldn't help but contribute a string of prayer beads. After pondering for a moment and considering my own strong cultural temperament, I decided to take refuge in the Buddha.
The topic has strayed, but what I want to say is that after the photo was posted, my QQ has not stopped buzzing; the effect of the brand logo is truly remarkable
There was silence for another five minutes, and then a line of text quickly arrived: "I beg you, stop insulting those things, let's settle for one thousand yuan!"
In a particularly secluded spot, a massive Peace Lily enveloped the entire sofa beneath its lush, round leaves
Do not speak of coffee, the pain of my youth's "birthmark"...
It is the 21st century, do you know? What is being sold now is just a concept; as long as one recognizes the logo, I am not afraid of being hooked!
Five hundred yuan, that is a number comparable to astronomical figures in books. I could buy one hundred counterfeit hamburgers, truly a wonderful life
When I arrived at the Mo Dao Café, it was already 3:20 PM. As soon as the server opened the door, their movement immediately faltered.
That gentleman is flying his ten fingers, vigorously striking the keyboard, and upon hearing my voice, he raises his head in astonishment
There was a moment when Bao looked back at me with the gaze of a Namekian and said, "Don't tell me you've been pursuing him for over three years and still don't know his criteria for choosing a partner!"
You Bao reached out to touch my forehead, and once again looked at me with a gaze reminiscent of that of a Mechian, filled with deep pity. "Hongqi, apart from having a harmonious name, you truly do not meet Ning Mo's standards at all..."
I reached into my pocket, and with each item I pulled out, my expression grew more despondent. Inside, there were not only the soap from the exhibition and a matchbox from the exhibition, but also some inexplicably extraneous items, such as a shiny little cufflink and a pair of non-prescription glasses adorned with tortoiseshell. Each item was astonishingly expensive, leaving me in a cold sweat
What do you have? He leaned his entire body against the sofa, arms crossed, extending one hand to stroke his chin
Nonsense, Qian Duo is not like this. He should be younger than the person in front of us, with a more domineering personality and softer features.
Seeing me watch him sternly, his face turned pale again, and he hurried back to the glass door, clutching his calves.
I glanced at them sideways, realizing this was a three-and-a-half sentence joke, all of them coming from a background of quick-paced storytelling, each one more adept at counting than the last. I scoffed, opened my eyes wide, and said: "I can wear a wig, my eyes are quite large, my temper is exceptionally gentle, I possess both beauty and talent, and my family background is unparalleled..."
I let out a cold laugh of satisfaction, swinging the small bag in my hand, walking with a vigorous stride. It was not until I reached the dim corner by the window that I groped along the wall and came to a stop
So much, and so extravagant, if placed on a second-hand website, how much money could be made
How are you? Do you want these things? I hugged my knees, feeling initially lacking in confidence
... ...
Hello, I really don't know!
Damn it, Ning Mo, you useless man, why can't you see me?!
Dare to spy on me? I learned the principle of reflection using a small mirror to peek at the boy at the next table when I was three years old. By the age of thirteen, I had already mastered the technique of using a camera to capture the reflection of my desk mate's small chest muscles. For a pioneer in the art of peeping, such tricks are simply trivial in my eyes
Just like the LX fabric bag I bought last time, although it doesn't even qualify as a counterfeit A-grade, I am fond of the logo on it. Overall, apart from the logo, it is just the strap; when you walk out, everyone knows you are carrying an LX brand.
After just a few minutes, he answered the phone and returned, sitting down steadily: "Everything is fine, but where did it come from?"
When the client has a request, I must respect it. As soon as I took off my sunglasses, I immediately felt the brightness
I silently took her necklace, hung it around my neck, and instantly radiated an overwhelming aura. My little friend Guo, unable to withstand my presence, fell directly from the upper bunk onto the ground, looking up at me with a worshipful gaze.
I suddenly tossed the small cloth bag in my hand, and its contents spilled out, including cufflinks and a pair of eyeglass frames, scattered across half the table.
Is it too expensive? I am conflicted; although a hundred counterfeit hamburgers is my life ideal, I have never been greedy. I take things as they come, and I am content.
Red flag, I have this too! Two faces gathered in a flurry, each bearing traces of bruises. My memory halts at the opulent restroom of the exhibition.
I was very unhappy, deliberately took two steps, suddenly turned around, and coldly glared at the waiter through my sunglasses. Indeed, he was startled and shook a little, gripping his phone even tighter.
Since then, every time I am in unbearable pain dealing with physiological issues, I think of Mo Dao Coffee
I glanced at her and replied, "He said I am not the kind of person he likes." How deeply can love wound a person? Just a single sentence can strip me of my cultural grace, a loss that far outweighs any gain
I carefully counted in my heart, according to what she said, all the characteristics in opposition; I am nothing but a lewd laborer, no wonder Ning Mo always has me take the hits.
He tapped his chin with his index finger, squinted his eyes, and smiled broadly: "My name is Qian Duo!"
"Shut up! Go back inside and confess properly!" The police officer tapped my head, successfully knocking me back from the transformation into the Roaring Master.
I saw the waiter’s face turn pale immediately, trembling as he extended his finger to point. In the dim light, there was indeed only one place by the window.
How impressive! After that bag was damaged, I cut out the logo to patch my school uniform, and the entire back is adorned with a large LX emblem. Once, the head of my department saw it and almost confiscated it from me
I want everything that belongs to you
I have found the connection, you can carry on with your tasks
Ah... how beautiful! A treasure hunter peeked in, and suddenly it became lively: "Red flag, hang my skull necklace on, I guarantee a hundred percent return rate!"
The roommate, Xiao Guo, leaned over and added, "Only talented in eight ways!"
So you really do know Qian Duo
Alcohol is indeed a lady's favorite Oh yes
In the desolate morning, it suddenly became even more desolate. I saw three bed curtains fall down in unison, and the dormitory once again returned to chaos
What? His voice was cold yet irresistibly magnetic. Although the lighting was dim, I could still sense his elegant demeanor.
Ah, so full of the queen's demeanor and *illustration* book, Hongqi! The treasure jumped down from the bed, biting its finger with tears in its eyes
I laughed, grasping my short hair, and sincerely asked her: "Do you know? Please tell me!"
Therefore, I responded to him very earnestly: "Why not try searching on Baidu..."
One should not judge a person by their appearance; such an elegant individual surprisingly enjoys purchasing luxury goods from second-hand websites
Ning Mo is the kind of person who thrives on ambiguity to the utmost degree, and he takes pleasure in it. This is why I have always hesitated to confess my feelings. By not confessing, I can remain by his side a little longer; if I confess, I would end up with nothing at all.
I held my breath and returned the clothes to her. I pulled out an old Tang suit that my mother had forcefully given me from the bottom of the box. After putting it on in front of the mirror, I felt depressed for half a day.
What happened to Ning Mo yesterday? A treasure saw me deep in thought and poked me with an arm
Then peep at me through the reflection in the glass door
The face of the waiter transformed mysteriously from pale to a vibrant red, and I even caught a glimpse of the glimmering essence of gossip hidden behind the lenses of his glasses
This has truly stumped me
"There is a treasure, what do you think I should wear?" I recalled that a few of my more presentable outfits are currently being diligently washed and are hanging on the balcony of my dormitory.
What the hell, am I really going to rob someone?
What a sin! I should let myself drink a few more times. Now that I have graduated, I estimate that I won't need to find a job and will become a wealthy woman.
Is that all? He looked at me in astonishment, then lowered his head. Suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched as he reached out to pick one up, bringing it closer to examine it carefully: These things look very familiar!
Hehehe, I saw the pointed tip of a head protruding from behind the sofa, and I immediately became excited
I can't believe it, Ye Hongqi, the bonus! Once the scores are deducted, not only does the bonus disappear, but there are also fines! The entire dormitory has revolted, and after three days of sorrow, I once again tasted the painful melancholy that harms the body
After staring for a moment, he lifted his head and suddenly smiled at me. He himself had an extremely cool demeanor, and when expressionless, he merely possessed a handsome exterior. However, with that smile, he appeared remarkably radiant, his brows and eyes infused with a sunlight-like warmth, exuding a dazzling charm akin to the spring breeze melting the ice
This is really discouraging
"I can't believe it, don't take pictures of my face!" I struggled to put on my sunglasses, filled with indignation
He closed the notebook, shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly realized: "Oh..."
"Red Flag, this is what you drew!" Baobao pointed at his own dark circles, tears streaming down his face
I am certain they were moved, as Bao even contributed her favorite Crayon Shin-chan alarm clock to my head, not to mention the two super vibrant and captivating non-mainstream pencils inserted into my nose
3:15, Mo Dao Café! I am accustomed to sitting by the window in the corner. He hurriedly jumped again, and suddenly the line was truly cut off
It really is quite expensive; I need a total of 500 yuan for all of this! I quickly typed a line of text and, at the same time, excitedly tugged at my handkerchief.
You are not Qian Duo
No classmates love me anymore! I shrugged, let down the bed curtain, hid behind it, licked my fingers, and began to count those luxuries
As I watched his profile picture fade away, I suddenly realized that I had not yet finalized the contact details with this person. I hurriedly typed another line: "How can I reach you?"
It remained silent for quite a while, estimated to be a full 10 minutes, and then sent a series of ellipses
I remember the last impression was ... . ... stuffed the exhibition's hand soap into their pocket
How would I know, as a low-cost consumer, that my familiarity with logos is limited to only a few popular models in the A-grade market? Generally, I am completely unaware of those that are not popular in the A-grade market
As I was about to leave, I glanced at the mirror once more, silently placing the sunglasses gifted by Youbao on my nose, tossed my hair, and turned to step out the door
From that moment, I remained silent for a full three days
I snapped back to reality from the dazzling luxury, grinning at her and saying, "It's over!"
I couldn't help but swallow a large gulp of saliva
Three days later, at dawn, I stood atop the five stacked trunks in the dormitory, looking out the window with a posture of overlooking, and shouted hoarsely: "Ning Mo, wait and see, I, Ye Hongqi, swear here today that I will make you regret... regret... regret..."
I remained silent for a while, then suddenly stood up from the bed and shouted angrily: "Bring it all on, I still need a file to scrape off the calluses on my feet..."
Fearing that the surround sound was insufficient, I pounded my chest and repeated it a hundred times, oh a hundred times
"Did you confess your feelings?" Baosi let out a sound, stroking his chin: "When did you become so sophisticated?"
The lights in this place are almost completely extinguished, and there are thick curtains drawn in the corners. Wearing dark sunglasses, I am utterly unable to find my bearings
In the afternoon, I listed all the items on a second-hand website, which is the most renowned local platform for second-hand goods, specializing in luxury items
When a large group of police officers rushed in, he had already tidied up all his belongings, changed his seat, crossed one leg over the other, rested his chin on his hand, and wore a look of pity as he slowly shook his head at me, who was pinned to the ground
I beg your pardon, I need to take a call first! He stood up, his long legs striding over me, and walked directly to the corner opposite, holding his phone.
I looked at her at a forty-five degree angle, filled with deep remorse: "I have awakened..."
In short, she has long hair, big eyes, an attractive appearance, a gentle temperament, a soft personality, and comes from a good family background... One can count them off on one's fingers, one by one.
In fact, among ten thousand people, there are ten thousand ways to get drunk. I have never known that my own way of getting drunk is the sudden eruption of violent tendencies
I opened a message and was immediately filled with joy; this is the first customer today who did not haggle with me, their straightforwardness made me want to cry
"Alright, I know Qian Duo!" When I turned to his table, I finally yielded, looking at him with tear-filled eyes
Ah, if you do not speak, I have no way to assist you!" He simply turned around, opened his notebook, and began to type away on the keyboard.
605, collective deduction of 100 points from the dormitory! In the quiet morning, I heard the aunt in the dormitory, using her unique voice, providing the final interpretation of my hundredfold stereo sound.
Is this beautiful, Baobao?
He did not answer me, but began to methodically tidy up the items on the table, one by one, in an orderly manner, with every gesture exuding unparalleled elegance
I have polished the photos in Photoshop N times, making all the items appear bright and splendid, except for the logo part, which makes it impossible to tell what I am selling.
I was overwhelmed and on the ground, tears streaming down my face, and in a very dreamy voice, I asked him: "Sir, what is your surname? What is your mother's surname... ah?" Damn it, how dare you deceive me, once I am released, I will definitely make a voodoo doll to curse you.
Have you attained enlightenment? After the violent beating and group assault, there is an incredibly sacred tone that gently guides.
He twitched the corner of his mouth again, no longer asking me anything. He simply lifted the thick curtains and glanced outside. Suddenly, the corner of his mouth rose high once more, and with a slight flick of his finger, he swiftly lowered the drapes.
I fell silent, suddenly realizing that revealing my acquaintance with Qian Duo was indeed a very foolish thing to do. The pile of inexplicable luxury goods on the table might very well belong to that fellow, and now it all seems to have been confirmed.
I know that she is inherently jealous, after all, not everyone is fortunate enough to carry the LX logo while navigating through East X University
The roommates in the dormitory all displayed relieved smiles. I felt that I actually had the ability to make them even more relieved, so I raised my arm and shouted: "I will absolutely never yell in the early morning again, nor will I stand on everyone’s wardrobe to yell!" I clenched my fist and, with the spirit of a revolutionary youth, vowed even more earnestly: "I will stand on the dormitory balcony, with the starlight of three o'clock in the night as my backdrop, and shout out my brilliance!"
Oh, oh, oh, I can't believe there are lights here, and they are quite bright! I looked around in shock, and with such good quality sunglasses, I almost thought the Mo Dao Café was completely dark.
I said, standing up decisively, leaning forward and speaking to him in a more mysterious tone: "I have brought everything, do you want to see the goods?"
Moments later, Xiao Guo asked in a voice filled with despair: "Have you attained enlightenment?"
Oh, there are actually clients who automatically increase their bids. In an instant, as spring blossoms, my heart is filled with excitement, and with a tap on the keyboard: "Deal!"
After that sound, he made no further response, smiling as he watched my tears flow out the door. As I passed through the entrance, the excited waiter raised his phone and took a close-up shot of me with a snap.
I quietly sat down opposite that gentleman, very seriously and in a lowered voice, said: "I have brought the items! Shall we trade?"